More disgusting mommy mommy jokes

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.

Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.

Mommy, mommy, but I don't want to eat spaghetti again.
Shut up or I'll put your other arm in the meat grinder.

Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.